RANDOM OCCURRENCE OF THE DAY: Tonight I went to Panera…

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Posted by: CurlyBizzle Original: 2/5/2005 11:54 PM Views: 37 Comments: 7 eProps: 10 Read Comments Post a Comment Back to Your Xanga Site

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Saturday, February 05, 2005

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RANDOM OCCURRENCE OF THE DAY:

Tonight I went to Panera on a romantical study date with my roomie.
At one point during our evening, a boy, who appeared to be of high school age, approached the both of us.
He proceeded to utter perhaps to worst pick-up line I have ever beheld:

Random Guy: Hi. My name is ________ (you fill in a name b/c I certainly don't remember). It has always been a dream of mine to carry on my family name. I was wondering if one of you girls would like to help me out and bear my children.

Note to any boy reading this entry: Don’t ever use this line.

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i don't get it. is that sposed to be clever??

Posted 2/6/2005 12:13 AM by iloverainydays - reply

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Becca, what about this one:

"Excuse me, I believe you have one of my ribs."

Adam and Eve....that's great....you can't go wrong with Biblical allusions in pick-up lines. Right? Hmm. Maybe not. ;)

Posted 2/14/2005 5:41 PM by icantthinkofanorginalusername - reply